{"id":372,"date":"2013-02-22T04:12:23","date_gmt":"2013-02-22T04:12:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/regina-whipp.com\/blog\/?p=372"},"modified":"2016-07-08T22:46:23","modified_gmt":"2016-07-09T02:46:23","slug":"remember-when","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/regina-whipp.com\/blog\/?p=372","title":{"rendered":"Remember when…"},"content":{"rendered":"

Okay, I may be showing my age here but remember when…<\/p>\n

…*Hard Drives* involved a car<\/p>\n

…*Memory* was something you lost with age<\/p>\n

…an *Application* was for employment<\/p>\n

…a *Program* was a television show<\/p>\n

…a *Cursor* involved profanity<\/p>\n

…a *Keyboard* referred to a piano<\/p>\n

…a *Web* was a spider\u2019s home<\/p>\n

…a *CD* was a Certificate of Deposit AND it actually earned interest<\/p>\n

…a *Mouse* was vermin and no one wanted them in their home<\/p>\n

…*Access* was something you got after you got security clearance<\/p>\n

…*Word* was said to emphasize a point<\/p>\n

…*Excel* meant you did well<\/p>\n

…*Outlook* was something you had about life<\/p>\n

…*Chips* was something that happened to your best China OR something you ate<\/p>\n

…*Backing up* was something you did with your car<\/p>\n

…a *Floppy* was really floppy<\/p>\n

…*Bugs* and *Viruses* referred to colds<\/p>\n

…*Windows* was something you looked out of (or in to)<\/p>\n

…an *Apple* was something you ate<\/p>\n

…a *Python* was a snake you never wanted to get close to<\/p>\n

…a *Cookie* was something you ate (and you didn’t mind how many)<\/p>\n

…a *Record* was made of Vinyl<\/p>\n

…a *Ribbon* was what you wrapped gifts in<\/p>\n

…*Root*s were found in the ground and had nothing to do with Directories AND…<\/p>\n

…*Directories*\u00a0only referred to a listing of tenets found in a building or a phonebook<\/p>\n

…a *Ruby* only referred to a precious stone<\/p>\n

…*Runtime* actually meant time you spent running<\/p>\n

…a *Script* was something you read for a play<\/p>\n

…*Servers* were found in restaurants<\/p>\n

…*Spam* was the other<\/span> meat <LOL><\/p>\n

…a *Spider* meant calling the exterminator<\/p>\n

…*Yahoo!* was something you yelled when something went right<\/p>\n

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AND my favorite…<\/p>\n

…there was actually something called *Customer Service* and it involved a live person!<\/p>\n

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Okay, I may be showing my age here but remember when…<\/p>\n

…*Hard Drives* involved a car<\/p>\n

…*Memory* was something you lost with age<\/p>\n

…an *Application* was for employment<\/p>\n

…a *Program* was a television show<\/p>\n

…a *Cursor* involved profanity<\/p>\n

…a *Keyboard* referred to a piano<\/p>\n

…a *Web* was a spider\u2019s home<\/p>\n

…a *CD* was a Certificate […]<\/p>\n

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