Remember when…

Okay, I may be showing my age here but remember when…

…*Hard Drives* involved a car

…*Memory* was something you lost with age

…an *Application* was for employment

…a *Program* was a television show

…a *Cursor* involved profanity

…a *Keyboard* referred to a piano

…a *Web* was a spider’s home

…a *CD* was a Certificate of Deposit AND it actually earned interest

…a *Mouse* was vermin and no one wanted them in their home

…*Access* was something you got after you got security clearance

…*Word* was said to emphasize a point

…*Excel* meant you did well

…*Outlook* was something you had about life

…*Chips* was something that happened to your best China OR something you ate

…*Backing up* was something you did with your car

…a *Floppy* was really floppy

…*Bugs* and *Viruses* referred to colds

…*Windows* was something you looked out of (or in to)

…an *Apple* was something you ate

…a *Python* was a snake you never wanted to get close to

…a *Cookie* was something you ate (and you didn’t mind how many)

…a *Record* was made of Vinyl

…a *Ribbon* was what you wrapped gifts in

…*Root*s were found in the ground and had nothing to do with Directories AND…

…*Directories* only referred to a listing of tenets found in a building or a phonebook

…a *Ruby* only referred to a precious stone

…*Runtime* actually meant time you spent running

…a *Script* was something you read for a play

…*Servers* were found in restaurants

…*Spam* was the other meat <LOL>

…a *Spider* meant calling the exterminator

…*Yahoo!* was something you yelled when something went right

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AND my favorite…

…there was actually something called *Customer Service* and it involved a live person!

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