Okay, I may be showing my age here but remember when…
…*Hard Drives* involved a car
…*Memory* was something you lost with age
…an *Application* was for employment
…a *Program* was a television show
…a *Cursor* involved profanity
…a *Keyboard* referred to a piano
…a *Web* was a spider’s home
…a *CD* was a Certificate of Deposit AND it actually earned interest
…a *Mouse* was vermin and no one wanted them in their home
…*Access* was something you got after you got security clearance
…*Word* was said to emphasize a point
…*Excel* meant you did well
…*Outlook* was something you had about life
…*Chips* was something that happened to your best China OR something you ate
…*Backing up* was something you did with your car
…a *Floppy* was really floppy
…*Bugs* and *Viruses* referred to colds
…*Windows* was something you looked out of (or in to)
…an *Apple* was something you ate
…a *Python* was a snake you never wanted to get close to
…a *Cookie* was something you ate (and you didn’t mind how many)
…a *Record* was made of Vinyl
…a *Ribbon* was what you wrapped gifts in
…*Root*s were found in the ground and had nothing to do with Directories AND…
…*Directories* only referred to a listing of tenets found in a building or a phonebook
…a *Ruby* only referred to a precious stone
…*Runtime* actually meant time you spent running
…a *Script* was something you read for a play
…*Servers* were found in restaurants
…*Spam* was the other meat <LOL>
…a *Spider* meant calling the exterminator
…*Yahoo!* was something you yelled when something went right
AND my favorite…
…there was actually something called *Customer Service* and it involved a live person!
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