Access MVP (2010-2015)


Remember when…

Okay, I may be showing my age here but remember when…

…*Hard Drives* involved a car

…*Memory* was something you lost with age

…an *Application* was for employment

…a *Program* was a television show

…a *Cursor* involved profanity

…a *Keyboard* referred to a piano

…a *Web* was a spider’s home

…a *CD* was a Certificate […]

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Toon-A-Day (c)

A distraught senior citizen phoned her doctor’s office.

‘Is it true,’ she wanted to know, ‘that the medication you prescribed has to be taken for the rest of my life?’

‘Yes, I’m afraid so,’ the doctor told her.

There was a moment of silence before the senior lady replied, ‘I’m wondering, […]

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Painting the front porch…

It was a Thursday in March and 60 degrees and I wasn’t going to look at that mint green front porch one more summer. I also wanted a ceiling fan and a new light. So I patiently waited for my husband to come home from work and I said…

“Honey, can we paint the front […]

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When a Programmer wants cake…

Okay, so I want cake… Sounds simple enough, unless you’re a Programmer and you’re me! Okay, so what kind of cake…

Chocolate Cake Devil’s Food Cake Red Velvet Cake White Cake Yellow Cake Angel Food Cake Butter Cake Coffee Cake Oh, maybe a simple Pound Cake…

I think I’ll have a good, […]

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